1. Go fetish speed dating
Single? Ready to mingle? Looking for love with someone who’s into leather, latex, dominance, submission, and being beaten and whipped like eggs and cream? Try the free fetish speed dating nights hosted by Club Rub and dominatrix Miss Kim. You get five minutes to quiz each attendee about themselves and their kinks, and work out who could be on your wonderfully warped wavelength. It’s not your average dating event.
2. Hand out some naughty gifts
Hand Jobs Media give out goody bags – or, as they call them, ‘Baddie Bags’ – containing flyers, condoms, lube and promotional bumf to guests at fetish parties. They’re always looking for helpers, and getting involved is a great way to access some of London’s most delectably down ’n’ dirty clubs (including the infamous Torture Garden) and make new mates on the scene. A fun, sociable night is in the bag.
3. Get photo-graphic
At East London’s Murder Mile Studios, Twisted Orchid offer private fetish photography sessions of you and/or your partner posed against a slinky set. Make up and hair styling services are available, as are personal shopping consultations for those who need advice on X-rated gear. In the summer, they offer outdoor shoots too. This is the place to commit your kink to camera.
4. Hear some aural sex
Dirty Sexy Words is a bi-monthly reading slam held in a bar in Croydon, where male and female erotica authors (including some respected names in the world of paperback smut) read both fresh frisky fiction and classic (c)literature aloud.
5. Try sploshing
Try sploshing with London Aphrodite Escort Agency girls. Theywill cover you – or herself – in custard, jelly, yoghurt, syrup, paint,cakes, ice cream, mud or gunge.
6. Make your own latex creations
Fancy wearing a new item of shiny fetishwear, but can’t afford to custom-made creations from an expensive boutique? Learn how to cut, glue and customise your own rubber outfits at Club Rub’s beginners’ latex clothing construction course. After the 5-hour lesson, you’ll go home with an apron, face mask, eye patch and collar.
7. Open Pandora’s box
After Pandora is a ‘kinky, creative members’ community’ who hold monthly socials – ranging from film screenings to cabaret nights to meet-ups at bars – as well as three or four big themed parties every year. Run by volunteers, it has a very inclusive ethic that encourages open-mindedness and a sense of sexual adventure; members of all orientations, genders, races and ages are welcomed, and those with lively imaginations and a passion for X-rated experimentation will get the most from joining. You have to be vetted and approved before you can attend their private functions, as the vibe they aim to create is that of an intensely sexy house party – an intimate, safe, comfortable place to get up to fantastically naughty things.
8. Linger in lingerie
For a luxurious treat involving suspenders and suspense, try the Experience Fantasie Service from designer underwear boutique Petits Bisous on the Kings Road. Pick a date and time, and a secret invitation will be sent to your lover, along with a single red rose. At the allotted hour, they’ll be picked up by a chauffeur, driven to the deluxe Chelsea shop, and served champagne in the private boudoir basement, where the two of you will have an hour to dress up in flirtatious fripperies and put on a teasing show. To finish off you’ll receive a goody bag of erotic delights, and the chauffeur will whisk you to your next destination: a restaurant, bar, or hotel bed…
9. Add BDSM to B&B
Fancy combining an overnight stay with some adult play? Better Than A Bedis a beautiful self-contained apartment within a Georgian building, complete with bathroom, bedroom, kitchen, breakfast served in the morning – and a well equipped BDSM space. Facilities include a spanking bench, sex sling, stretch rack, cage, throne, rubber bondage sack, iron cuffs and collars, and a Venus 2000 male milking and masturbation machine. You don’t get that at a Holiday Inn.
10. Let some experts show you the ropes
Are you a woman who likes putting people in tight spots? Hitchin’ Bitches is a group for female riggers – rope bondage enthusiasts who like to do the tying rather than be tied themselves – and they meet every second Saturday of the month at The Flying Dutchman in Camberwell. There are demonstrations, talks, and lots of peer-to-peer teaching. Get roped in.
One of the most sexiest thing that you can do in London is to call London Aphrodite Escort Agency and to have unforgettable experience with our sexy girls.